alexandraerin:

deliciouskaek:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

somewhitenonsense:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

Whenever a white person asks me a dumb question about my race like it’s any of their business, I’m going to give them a relevant answer that is so obviously not what they’re looking for.

White Person: “What are you?”
Me: “I’m an English major!”

White Person: “Omg, you’re [ethnicity]? I LOVE [something related to your ethnicity.]”
Me: “No kidding! And you’re white? I absolutely adore. You know. Um. Making dog sweaters.”

White Person: “Where are you from?”
Me: ” [insert state here]”
White Person: “No, really. Where are you from?”
Me: “Well, I didn’t want to go here, but you know my dad, right? Well, he has this thing called a penis. And my mom has this thing called a vagina. And one day, they decided, “Hey. Our genitalia should get to know each other. What say they mingle for a bit?” And so they let this happen. And lo, I was born seven months later, ambiguous looking and fabulous in all of my glory.”

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Pressed. I promise you. Money back guarantee and EVERYTHING on that shit.

* I lied. Dog sweaters are hideous.

HAHAHAHAHA.  Doing this.

lawwwwwwwwwwwl

ahahahahahahaaa

White Person: “What are you?”
Me: “I’m an English major!”

…”I LOVE DOCTOR WHO AND SCONES!”

This is a brilliant technique.

Source: thinkspeakstress
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    This is a brilliant technique.
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    This post has given me life!
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    This shit is perfect. Especially the dog sweaters.
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    I think I’ll do this from now on…
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    White Person: “What are you?” Me: “I’m an English major!” …”I LOVE DOCTOR WHO AND SCONES!”
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